What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:46
No way
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No go.
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
What is your favourite summer outfit? Why?
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Still no good
No, not a chance
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?